Female Day Trader
I grab my cup of mojo,
check my mohawk in the mirror
and head out for my trading desk
undaunted, without fear!
What craze will I find trending?
Will Gamestop stock explode?
What trade can I make epic
so I can bring home mother lode!
Adrenaline rush surging
with the ring of opening bell,
I take off running like a racehorse
set free and sprinting from its jail!
Go Female Day Traders!
